Posted 1 week ago

alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
  1. cousin 1: when you get into a car accident, it saves your life but hurts you. what is it?
  2. cousin 2: car insurance
Posted 1 month ago

marisamaewho:

Hahahahahaha !!! When we run with 5 aids on second shift and I have a brand new orient. ❤️ #shortstaffed #stna #cna #tootrue

Posted 1 month ago

alliileigh:

You know you’re a CNA when you can’t sleep after a long 8 hour shift because you feel like you keep hearing call lights go off

Tis why I’m a insomniac

Posted 1 month ago

skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

Posted 2 months ago
dirtyberd:

This could very well be written by any of my exes

dirtyberd:

This could very well be written by any of my exes

(Source: declaringwar)

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago

princessegg:

GUYS MY PREDICTION FOR THE NEXT SUPREME IS CORDELIA THE STATUE IN THE BACK OF HER NAME CARD IS LA SANTA MUERTE — KNOWN AS “THE LADY OF THE SEVEN POWERS”

^ you were right!!!

Posted 2 months ago
dailydot:

34 couples tie the knot during Macklemore performance

dailydot:

34 couples tie the knot during Macklemore performance